Knowing our luck, Maine goes to the Phillies and becomes this outstanding pitcher to add insult to injury. He’s been trying out for Major League teams and the Phillies are interested? WIth their rotation? Maybe they know something we don’t know or they really just hate the Mets and feel like taking more of our dead weight trying to create a comeback of sorts. But Nelson Figueroa taught us that it could all just be a farce as well.